Tuesday, April 24, 2007
ROSIE DROPS FUNNY OPTS FOR INSANE
Deranged Rosie "I AM A LESBIAN, DO YOU KNOW I'M A LESBIAN, HEY! OVER HERE! I'M A LESBIAN" O'Donnell took off on a foul mouthed and disgusting tirade against her arch-nemesis Donald Trump during some breathtakingly important to be sure NYC media awards banquet the other day. The battle of the Lilliputians continues............
I could give a fig what Rosie says. Which is too bad. She used to be funny. Now her publicist is reduced to saying things like this:
"O'Donnell's publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: "When you ask for Rosie, you know what you're getting. She's not a shrinking violet. She's a stand-up comedienne. She says things that are provocative."
page six of the new york post
If she's a comedienne, shouldn't she be humorous rather than provocative? She demeans herself and the entire gay community with this schlubbing in this venue. Comedy Club? You go Rosie grab away at your crotch and tell everyone EAT ME. But here, it only shows she has lost all perspective.
Perhaps even worse is this snarky comment by the editor of Jane magazine:
Brandon Holley, editor-in-chief of Jane magazine, said, "I wasn't personally offended, but I thought it was fun to watch other people be offended."
I just bet it was. As long as it was "other people". Love to see Ms Holley's face when confronted with what she considers offensive. I wonder if she'll be as understanding if other people are amused at her discomfort? Of course, I'm sure what the ultra fabulous Jane editor would find offensive is, of course, what everyone would find offensive and how dare you find amusement in that. Typical. Idiot. Liberal.
I could give a fig what Rosie says. Which is too bad. She used to be funny. Now her publicist is reduced to saying things like this:
"O'Donnell's publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: "When you ask for Rosie, you know what you're getting. She's not a shrinking violet. She's a stand-up comedienne. She says things that are provocative."
page six of the new york post
If she's a comedienne, shouldn't she be humorous rather than provocative? She demeans herself and the entire gay community with this schlubbing in this venue. Comedy Club? You go Rosie grab away at your crotch and tell everyone EAT ME. But here, it only shows she has lost all perspective.
Perhaps even worse is this snarky comment by the editor of Jane magazine:
Brandon Holley, editor-in-chief of Jane magazine, said, "I wasn't personally offended, but I thought it was fun to watch other people be offended."
I just bet it was. As long as it was "other people". Love to see Ms Holley's face when confronted with what she considers offensive. I wonder if she'll be as understanding if other people are amused at her discomfort? Of course, I'm sure what the ultra fabulous Jane editor would find offensive is, of course, what everyone would find offensive and how dare you find amusement in that. Typical. Idiot. Liberal.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
SOUTH CAROLINIANS BE WARNED : LYING IN ROAD IS DANGEROUS
I suppose telling someone, "don't lie in the road, you'll get run over" should possibly go without saying. But here ya go. This story found on WCNC.com a station in Charlotte, North Carolina. Perhaps as a slam to their neighbors south of the border?
Number of pedestrians killed up in 2006
02:54 PM EST on Monday, January 1, 2007
Associated Press
COLUMBIA, S.C.-- Last year may turn out to be one of the deadliest on record for pedestrians in South Carolina.
As of Dec. 30, 122 people had been killed while walking on South Carolina's roads. That's up more than 25 percent from 2005 and the deadliest year since 123 pedestrians were killed in 1993.
The latest fatality came Saturday in Richland County, according to the South Carolina Highway Patrol.
"We're having all sorts of pedestrians being killed this year," said Col. Russell Roark, patrol commander.
In almost a third of the deaths, the official cause was listed as "lying illegally in road." In those cases, the pedestrian often had been drinking, safety officials said.
Most of the deaths occurred after dark and include an Aiken County sheriff's deputy, who was hit while directing traffic at a fire in early December.
Perhaps you need an attorney to tell you when you can legally lie in the road?
Number of pedestrians killed up in 2006
02:54 PM EST on Monday, January 1, 2007
Associated Press
COLUMBIA, S.C.-- Last year may turn out to be one of the deadliest on record for pedestrians in South Carolina.
As of Dec. 30, 122 people had been killed while walking on South Carolina's roads. That's up more than 25 percent from 2005 and the deadliest year since 123 pedestrians were killed in 1993.
The latest fatality came Saturday in Richland County, according to the South Carolina Highway Patrol.
"We're having all sorts of pedestrians being killed this year," said Col. Russell Roark, patrol commander.
In almost a third of the deaths, the official cause was listed as "lying illegally in road." In those cases, the pedestrian often had been drinking, safety officials said.
Most of the deaths occurred after dark and include an Aiken County sheriff's deputy, who was hit while directing traffic at a fire in early December.
Perhaps you need an attorney to tell you when you can legally lie in the road?
Saturday, April 14, 2007
LARRY BIRKHEAD "WINS"
The "parents".
Thrusting is hands into the air a jubilant Larry Birkhead was ecstatic because:
A) He discovered a cure for cancer and won the Nobel Prize
B) He led his team to victory in the Super Bowl
C) He won American Idol
D) He somehow had sperm that managed to survive the toxic morass of Anna Nicole Smith's bodily fluids(and probably many other people's fluids) long enough to create a baby.
I think the prize should go to the little swimmers and not the man. They were the ones on the front line.
So who is this dude? Okay, and this is great, he has a twin brother Louis. NOW, you just wondered how this story could get any weirder? What if the BROTHER DID IT?! That would be so totally awesome and a fitting tribute to the late Anna.
I think we can all agree that the child would be better off raised by wolves than anyone even remotely connected to this whole affair.
100 DAYS OF NOTHING
Oh those wonderful Dimocrats who care soooooo much about us. They promised the moon in the 2006 elections, paid for out of our own pockets of course, but they are to get the credit for all their "hard work".
So, let's see what has been accomplished. They passed raising the federal minimum wage and so now everyone has seen a resulting pay incr.........oh, wait..........turns out Frau Pelosi and Herr Reid never have reconciled the House and Senate versions of the bill. Thus no law. Oh, they passed it in both chambers, even with a hefty minority of the spineless GOP voting with the dims. BUT, nothing has been accomplished because it has never went any further than that. Guess San Fran Nan has been to busy kissing the behinds of dictators/terrorists in the Middle East to notice this "little" fact.
Well surely they've done better with the other legislation. Embryonic stem cell research? Passed but not into law. Implementing the 9/11 commission recommendations? Passed but not into law. Funding the Iraq war on the condition that troops begin to be withdrawn? Passed but not into law. I sense a pattern here? The Dims can't seem to finish anything they've started.
I guess Nan and Hare's claim they represent the American people and the President does not only goes so far. They get us all hot and bothered about legislation that is absolutely essential to our existence then can't pull the trigger to get it passed into law. The teases.
I think it is exemplary of the Dim party has a whole. You only have to make the promises. You don't have to deliver. Amazingly, a large portion of the country buys this drivel from these scammers every time. Hook, line and sinker.
If the GOP was not so incompetent, you would think there would be an advantage for them here. But the elephant has been replaced by the jellyfish as the symbol of the party. While both our grand political parties leave everyone hanging out in the breeze. Luckily, I am here at home and not risking my life like others in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere. It is unconscionable of all these politicians to put their political battles above the military ones.
Just a note, if you care so much about the American people, you might want to consider the hundreds of thousands of them you are putting at risk while you putter around like a group of spoiled schoolchildren sniping at each other on the playground. You can go back to playing your stupid political games after we have achieved a victorious peace in Iraq.
Your nothing is not something. And don't think the American people wouldn't trade the safety of our troops for the political fortunes of a bunch of losers in DC in a heartbeat.
So, let's see what has been accomplished. They passed raising the federal minimum wage and so now everyone has seen a resulting pay incr.........oh, wait..........turns out Frau Pelosi and Herr Reid never have reconciled the House and Senate versions of the bill. Thus no law. Oh, they passed it in both chambers, even with a hefty minority of the spineless GOP voting with the dims. BUT, nothing has been accomplished because it has never went any further than that. Guess San Fran Nan has been to busy kissing the behinds of dictators/terrorists in the Middle East to notice this "little" fact.
Well surely they've done better with the other legislation. Embryonic stem cell research? Passed but not into law. Implementing the 9/11 commission recommendations? Passed but not into law. Funding the Iraq war on the condition that troops begin to be withdrawn? Passed but not into law. I sense a pattern here? The Dims can't seem to finish anything they've started.
I guess Nan and Hare's claim they represent the American people and the President does not only goes so far. They get us all hot and bothered about legislation that is absolutely essential to our existence then can't pull the trigger to get it passed into law. The teases.
I think it is exemplary of the Dim party has a whole. You only have to make the promises. You don't have to deliver. Amazingly, a large portion of the country buys this drivel from these scammers every time. Hook, line and sinker.
If the GOP was not so incompetent, you would think there would be an advantage for them here. But the elephant has been replaced by the jellyfish as the symbol of the party. While both our grand political parties leave everyone hanging out in the breeze. Luckily, I am here at home and not risking my life like others in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere. It is unconscionable of all these politicians to put their political battles above the military ones.
Just a note, if you care so much about the American people, you might want to consider the hundreds of thousands of them you are putting at risk while you putter around like a group of spoiled schoolchildren sniping at each other on the playground. You can go back to playing your stupid political games after we have achieved a victorious peace in Iraq.
Your nothing is not something. And don't think the American people wouldn't trade the safety of our troops for the political fortunes of a bunch of losers in DC in a heartbeat.
Friday, April 13, 2007
MADONNA REIGNITES BABY SNATCHING WAR
Ms Angelina Jolie Pitt has had it all going her way in the adopt-a-third wold kid-a-thon. Poor Britney shaved her head and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs and basically eliminated herself from the competition. Other Hollywood stars are far too timid to get in the mix, although I hold out hope for some.
Then comes Madge out of the woodwork and back to Malawi. She has her eye on a girl this time and, well, she usually gets what she wants. Although hopefully the "adoption" will look less like a "kidnapping" this time. Or is Mrs Ritchie losing her "edge".
Stay tuned as the worldwide child stealing competition heats up again!
Then comes Madge out of the woodwork and back to Malawi. She has her eye on a girl this time and, well, she usually gets what she wants. Although hopefully the "adoption" will look less like a "kidnapping" this time. Or is Mrs Ritchie losing her "edge".
Stay tuned as the worldwide child stealing competition heats up again!
