Saturday, April 14, 2007
LARRY BIRKHEAD "WINS"
The "parents".
Thrusting is hands into the air a jubilant Larry Birkhead was ecstatic because:
A) He discovered a cure for cancer and won the Nobel Prize
B) He led his team to victory in the Super Bowl
C) He won American Idol
D) He somehow had sperm that managed to survive the toxic morass of Anna Nicole Smith's bodily fluids(and probably many other people's fluids) long enough to create a baby.
I think the prize should go to the little swimmers and not the man. They were the ones on the front line.
So who is this dude? Okay, and this is great, he has a twin brother Louis. NOW, you just wondered how this story could get any weirder? What if the BROTHER DID IT?! That would be so totally awesome and a fitting tribute to the late Anna.
I think we can all agree that the child would be better off raised by wolves than anyone even remotely connected to this whole affair.
