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Ms Angelina Jolie Pitt has had it all going her way in the adopt-a-third wold kid-a-thon. Poor Britney shaved her head and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs and basically eliminated herself from the competition. Other Hollywood stars are far too timid to get in the mix, although I hold out hope for some.

Then comes Madge out of the woodwork and back to Malawi. She has her eye on a girl this time and, well, she usually gets what she wants. Although hopefully the "adoption" will look less like a "kidnapping" this time. Or is Mrs Ritchie losing her "edge".

Stay tuned as the worldwide child stealing competition heats up again!