Wednesday, March 21, 2007
WHERE HAVE "THEY" ALL GONE
Where have all cons'rvatives gone?
Tax reform they were passing
Where have all cons'rvatives gone?
Just a year ago
Where have all cons'rvatives gone?
Lib'ral lies picked off every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Where have libertarians gone?
McCain 'n Feingold passing
Where have libertarians gone?
a bill or two ago
Where have libertarians gone?
Left filibustered every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Where have all our leaders gone?
just the spineless passing
Where have all our leaders gone?
a Reagan ago
Where have all our leaders gone?
listenin' to pollsters every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Where have all our soldiers gone?
the buck bureaucrats are passing
Where have all our soldiers gone?
now FOUR years ago
Where have all our soldiers gone?
deserted by both parties every one
When will we ever learn
When will we ever learn
Where has all our country gone?
in ignorance passing
Where has all our country gone?
a patriot ago
Where has all our country gone?
look for leaders, there are none
Too late for us to learn?
Too late for us to learn.
Tax reform they were passing
Where have all cons'rvatives gone?
Just a year ago
Where have all cons'rvatives gone?
Lib'ral lies picked off every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Where have libertarians gone?
McCain 'n Feingold passing
Where have libertarians gone?
a bill or two ago
Where have libertarians gone?
Left filibustered every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Where have all our leaders gone?
just the spineless passing
Where have all our leaders gone?
a Reagan ago
Where have all our leaders gone?
listenin' to pollsters every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Where have all our soldiers gone?
the buck bureaucrats are passing
Where have all our soldiers gone?
now FOUR years ago
Where have all our soldiers gone?
deserted by both parties every one
When will we ever learn
When will we ever learn
Where has all our country gone?
in ignorance passing
Where has all our country gone?
a patriot ago
Where has all our country gone?
look for leaders, there are none
Too late for us to learn?
Too late for us to learn.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
TWO COMMERCIALS
Two ads are running in Illinois right now, one on television the other on radio, that pretty much sum up what is wrong with the state of Illinois and the current regime.
On TV, our big-haired Governor tells us about his Fair Share plan which basically boils down to Rod in the Hood stealing from the "rich" and "giving" to the poor. Corporations, you see, who employ millions of Illinoisans, providing them with a livelihood and health insurance etc.... along with paying billions of dollars in other taxes and fees to operate in this state have the temerity to want to turn a profit. Our dim bulb governor therefore wants them to pay a tax on their gross receipts, whether they turn a profit or not. That is their fair share. Forget about whatever else they are doing for the economy. Stick it to your employer! Lose your job! How fair is that? Of course, the guv and his band of Merry Dims count on the support of many in society who are afraid someone is getting "a bigger fair share" than they are, even though they haven't done anything to earn it.
I've always said that if a doctor were going to offer free hysterectomies to a roomful of Democrats, every one would demand one, even the men. By God, someone else might be getting something, their "fair share" if you will, that I'm not. No matter how ridiculous, unqualified, or undeserving, we all get treated the same.
Perhaps related is the food stamp commercial on the radio sponsored by the Department of Agriculture. Appears fully 50% of the people in Illinois who qualify for food stamps do not utilize the opportunity. So they ADVERTISE for takers! Which begs the question, if only 1/2 the money set aside towards food stamps is being used..........where the hell is the unused portion going? Tights for the governor and his band of robbers? Hairspray might be a good guess.
The woman goes on and on. You can be young, old, or in between. You can be unemployed, underemployed, or hell you can even have a job. Doesn't matter! Food stamps a wastin'! Gotta get me some of dem now!! You probably could live in Uzbekistan and get some if you can pop over here and vote every election cycle.
My guess is the food stamp commercial(excuse me nutritional assistance) and the soak the rich scheme are related. After all the jobs are driven out of the state, we'll need those vouchers.
Big government SUCKS folks, if you have not yet figured that out.
On TV, our big-haired Governor tells us about his Fair Share plan which basically boils down to Rod in the Hood stealing from the "rich" and "giving" to the poor. Corporations, you see, who employ millions of Illinoisans, providing them with a livelihood and health insurance etc.... along with paying billions of dollars in other taxes and fees to operate in this state have the temerity to want to turn a profit. Our dim bulb governor therefore wants them to pay a tax on their gross receipts, whether they turn a profit or not. That is their fair share. Forget about whatever else they are doing for the economy. Stick it to your employer! Lose your job! How fair is that? Of course, the guv and his band of Merry Dims count on the support of many in society who are afraid someone is getting "a bigger fair share" than they are, even though they haven't done anything to earn it.
I've always said that if a doctor were going to offer free hysterectomies to a roomful of Democrats, every one would demand one, even the men. By God, someone else might be getting something, their "fair share" if you will, that I'm not. No matter how ridiculous, unqualified, or undeserving, we all get treated the same.
Perhaps related is the food stamp commercial on the radio sponsored by the Department of Agriculture. Appears fully 50% of the people in Illinois who qualify for food stamps do not utilize the opportunity. So they ADVERTISE for takers! Which begs the question, if only 1/2 the money set aside towards food stamps is being used..........where the hell is the unused portion going? Tights for the governor and his band of robbers? Hairspray might be a good guess.
The woman goes on and on. You can be young, old, or in between. You can be unemployed, underemployed, or hell you can even have a job. Doesn't matter! Food stamps a wastin'! Gotta get me some of dem now!! You probably could live in Uzbekistan and get some if you can pop over here and vote every election cycle.
My guess is the food stamp commercial(excuse me nutritional assistance) and the soak the rich scheme are related. After all the jobs are driven out of the state, we'll need those vouchers.
Big government SUCKS folks, if you have not yet figured that out.
Monday, March 19, 2007
THANKS MOM, I'LL PAX ON THE NAME CHANGE
Well, my baby-snatching competition is turning into a bit of a rout isn't it? Yes, front runner Angelina "If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the" Pitt has nabbed another youthful one, this time from Vietnam. She has changed his name to Pax Thien, meaning Peace Sky. Which, to her everlasting credit, she did not just come out and name him Peace Sky like some other hippy-drippy ever so for a cooling planet Hollywood dolt might have done.
Let's face it, Madonna "rhymes with" Ritchie so badly screwed up her Out of Africa affair she has sworn off any more global child seeking. And, Britney is just a mess. She'll be lucky to keep custody of her own kids. UNLESS.........................
Angelina steps in and ADOPTS THEM! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha She could probably replace them with potted plants and neither Britney or Kevin would realize they were gone.
So either another celebrity needs to step up to the plate, Madonna gets it together(come on gurl....you wanted "to rule the world" remember?) or Angelina becomes queen of the universe.
Peace. Sky. Out.
Let's face it, Madonna "rhymes with" Ritchie so badly screwed up her Out of Africa affair she has sworn off any more global child seeking. And, Britney is just a mess. She'll be lucky to keep custody of her own kids. UNLESS.........................
Angelina steps in and ADOPTS THEM! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha She could probably replace them with potted plants and neither Britney or Kevin would realize they were gone.
So either another celebrity needs to step up to the plate, Madonna gets it together(come on gurl....you wanted "to rule the world" remember?) or Angelina becomes queen of the universe.
Peace. Sky. Out.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
A VERY UNMERRY, UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU
I guess Osama turns the BIG FIVE - O today assuming he is still alive and is not taking his eternal dirt nap courtesy of a daisy cutter. I turn 43 in just a few months. I guess that only leaves me seven years to destroy/save the world? Best get crackin' but damn! I lose an hour tonight. Curses daylight savings time!
Thursday, March 08, 2007
SAILING ON THE SS ILLINOIS: SHIP OF FOOLS
The great state of Illinois with it's people, resources, location and diverse economy should be an economic paradise. Instead, we are one of the most indebted states in the country with the highest poverty rate in the Midwest. Businesses are leaving the state in droves, taking thousands of jobs with them. And the current fool who enjoys being governor at the behest of what must be some of the most ignorant people on the face of the earth re-elected him in a landslide. Why? Because he's gonna do something FOR them. Stick it to the man! Only, um, you're the "man" and you are getting stuck but are too lazy or stupid to realize it.
Time to fight back? You bet!
Time to fight back? You bet!
