Monday, March 19, 2007
THANKS MOM, I'LL PAX ON THE NAME CHANGE
Well, my baby-snatching competition is turning into a bit of a rout isn't it? Yes, front runner Angelina "If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the" Pitt has nabbed another youthful one, this time from Vietnam. She has changed his name to Pax Thien, meaning Peace Sky. Which, to her everlasting credit, she did not just come out and name him Peace Sky like some other hippy-drippy ever so for a cooling planet Hollywood dolt might have done.
Let's face it, Madonna "rhymes with" Ritchie so badly screwed up her Out of Africa affair she has sworn off any more global child seeking. And, Britney is just a mess. She'll be lucky to keep custody of her own kids. UNLESS.........................
Angelina steps in and ADOPTS THEM! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha She could probably replace them with potted plants and neither Britney or Kevin would realize they were gone.
So either another celebrity needs to step up to the plate, Madonna gets it together(come on gurl....you wanted "to rule the world" remember?) or Angelina becomes queen of the universe.
Peace. Sky. Out.
Let's face it, Madonna "rhymes with" Ritchie so badly screwed up her Out of Africa affair she has sworn off any more global child seeking. And, Britney is just a mess. She'll be lucky to keep custody of her own kids. UNLESS.........................
Angelina steps in and ADOPTS THEM! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha She could probably replace them with potted plants and neither Britney or Kevin would realize they were gone.
So either another celebrity needs to step up to the plate, Madonna gets it together(come on gurl....you wanted "to rule the world" remember?) or Angelina becomes queen of the universe.
Peace. Sky. Out.
