Saturday, February 10, 2007

IT'S JEST A



Lil' bitty pissant country place

ain't nothing much to see

No Republicans allowed

we get a left wing crowd

plain as it can be

it's just a piddlysquatting old-time country place

the Edwards can call home

jes lots of good will

not like Bill and Hill

but there's nothing WEALTHY goin' on

we welcome the fundraisers and local lobbying men

congresspeople who support us, young people to help us win

now we used to get a lot of poor folk, cause unemployment was high

thank God for that electric fence, now they cain't get inside

it's jest a lil' bitty pissant country place

nothin' much to see

Liddy Dole's not allowed, we get a far left crowd

crazed as they may be

it's jest a piddlysquatin' old time country place

with it's own zip code

just lots of nice hair, and johnny's savoir faire

but there's nothing WEALTHY goin' on

I hire no legal citizens, to build the banquet hall

only illegal immigrants, cuz i could pay them small

ceptin' they don't understand a thing about our proper gentile ways

cuz the back doors for the hired help, gotta keep that scum in place

BIG FINISH

IT'S JEST A

lil' bitty pissant country place

with a gym built just for me

no drinking allowed, we get a nice sober crowd

unless your the Kennedy's

it's jest a piddlysquattin' old time country place

this one America is our home

so you stay on your side and i'll stay on mine

but there's nothin' WEALTHY goin' on!


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