Saturday, February 10, 2007
IT'S JEST A

Lil' bitty pissant country place
ain't nothing much to see
No Republicans allowed
we get a left wing crowd
plain as it can be
it's just a piddlysquatting old-time country place
the Edwards can call home
jes lots of good will
not like Bill and Hill
but there's nothing WEALTHY goin' on
we welcome the fundraisers and local lobbying men
congresspeople who support us, young people to help us win
now we used to get a lot of poor folk, cause unemployment was high
thank God for that electric fence, now they cain't get inside
it's jest a lil' bitty pissant country place
nothin' much to see
Liddy Dole's not allowed, we get a far left crowd
crazed as they may be
it's jest a piddlysquatin' old time country place
with it's own zip code
just lots of nice hair, and johnny's savoir faire
but there's nothing WEALTHY goin' on
I hire no legal citizens, to build the banquet hall
only illegal immigrants, cuz i could pay them small
ceptin' they don't understand a thing about our proper gentile ways
cuz the back doors for the hired help, gotta keep that scum in place
BIG FINISH
IT'S JEST A
lil' bitty pissant country place
with a gym built just for me
no drinking allowed, we get a nice sober crowd
unless your the Kennedy's
it's jest a piddlysquattin' old time country place
this one America is our home
so you stay on your side and i'll stay on mine
but there's nothin' WEALTHY goin' on!