Friday, February 23, 2007
I GOT NO STRINGS
The video is on motionbox.com or I am sure it will appear on youtube. I suppose you type in keyword insane??
Saturday, February 10, 2007
IT'S JEST A

Lil' bitty pissant country place
ain't nothing much to see
No Republicans allowed
we get a left wing crowd
plain as it can be
it's just a piddlysquatting old-time country place
the Edwards can call home
jes lots of good will
not like Bill and Hill
but there's nothing WEALTHY goin' on
we welcome the fundraisers and local lobbying men
congresspeople who support us, young people to help us win
now we used to get a lot of poor folk, cause unemployment was high
thank God for that electric fence, now they cain't get inside
it's jest a lil' bitty pissant country place
nothin' much to see
Liddy Dole's not allowed, we get a far left crowd
crazed as they may be
it's jest a piddlysquatin' old time country place
with it's own zip code
just lots of nice hair, and johnny's savoir faire
but there's nothing WEALTHY goin' on
I hire no legal citizens, to build the banquet hall
only illegal immigrants, cuz i could pay them small
ceptin' they don't understand a thing about our proper gentile ways
cuz the back doors for the hired help, gotta keep that scum in place
BIG FINISH
IT'S JEST A
lil' bitty pissant country place
with a gym built just for me
no drinking allowed, we get a nice sober crowd
unless your the Kennedy's
it's jest a piddlysquattin' old time country place
this one America is our home
so you stay on your side and i'll stay on mine
but there's nothin' WEALTHY goin' on!
WHAT KIND OF MILEAGE YA GETTIN' WITH THAT THAR NUKLAR FUEL
Drunk man tried to get gas at nuke plant: police
November 2, 2006
BY STEVE SCHMADEKE Daily Southtown A highly intoxicated Oak Park man faces several charges after driving up to the Braidwood nuclear power plant in search of gasoline Saturday, police said.
It was the second time in two weeks that a drunken motorist mistakenly pulled up to a security checkpoint at the Braidwood Generating Station.
The nuclear power plant, located off Route 129 in Braceville, is about 60 miles southwest of Chicago.
In the earlier incident Oct. 18, Lloyd Kuykendall of Morris drove in and tried to pay a guard, thinking he was at an interstate toll plaza. The 38-year-old man was charged with driving under the influence.
Krista Lopykinski, a spokeswoman for Exelon, which owns the plant, said the two incidents were "unusual" but that the plant's security force handled them properly.
Around 12:30 a.m. Saturday, Stanislaw Drobrzawski, 51, steered his 2000 Ford Explorer past a "No Trespassing" and a 10-foot-wide "Braidwood Generating Station" sign, stopping only when he reached a security checkpoint.
"He thought it was a gas station -- I guess he wanted to pay for gas," said Will County sheriff's spokesman Pat Barry.
Drobrzawski failed a Breathalyzer test(obviously), Barry said, and was later charged with DUI and entering a controlled-access area.
Sun-Times News Group
SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE: BORED PIGS
The odd run-out with a football is not enough to stop teams of Northern Ireland pigs from becoming bored, according to a government department.
It is a legal requirement for farmers to provide an outlet for pigs to stop them from becoming aggressive.
The Department of Agriculture and Rural Development (DARD) is reminding producers that "it is important to provide environmental enrichment for their animals".
A spokesperson for the department insisted it was a serious message.
"Research shows that this leads to reduced levels of harmful social behaviour such as tail biting.
"Pigs should have permanent access to a sufficient quantity of material such as straw, hay, wood, sawdust, mushroom compost, peat, or a mixture of these," said the spokesperson.
But a touch of dribbling and fancy trotter work is not going to keep your average pig satisfied for long.
"Objects such as footballs and chains can satisfy some of the pigs' behavioural needs, but can quickly lose their novelty value.
"The long-term use of these items is not recommended unless they are used in conjunction with materials such as those listed above," he said.
There are just over 650,000 pigs in Northern Ireland. (is that a remark?)
The department is advising farmers to read up on the pig welfare guidance provided by DARD. (or else right?)
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
EXIT THE EXIT POLL PRESIDENT
Even in the best of times, Mr. Kerry’s face hung droopy and funereal, one of the most weary in American politics. Today, Mr. Kerry, the Massachusetts Democrat who was the exit poll president-elect for a few hours in November 2004, endures the peculiar pariah status that his party reserves for its losing nominees.
----from the New York Times itself
The "exit poll" president-elect? LOL! Perhaps he was a loner in the "august" Senate chamber because Monsieur Globe Trotter hardly ever bothers to show up there, vote there or sponsor meaningful legislation there. I know a cause he can get behind, he can ask the Senate to declare a Monday in February as EXIT POLL PRESIDENT'S DAY. Of course, it can't be the real President's day because he just didn't measure up for that.
It takes a special kind of arrogance when you burst into tears at the thought of how overwhelmingly sad it must be for the country that you will not be running for President again. Boo freakin' hoo.