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A high-ranking Pentagon official confirmed that North Korea has completed and is threatening to employ a new weapon of mass destruction code named: Baby Boomer.

An incredible picture of this new weapon, on display during a recent military parade in Pyongyang, has been released by the White House as proof of this technology.

Somehow, the North Koreans have managed to create a race of giant, inflatable babies which are to be deployed in major American cities in the near future. The means of delivery: floating bassinets will cross the Pacific.

The Pentagon spokesperson explained that the North Koreans know that Americans just love cute things such as babies, puppies, lil' smiley face icons and Emmit Smith on Dancing with the Stars.


Once delivery is complete, the communist's plan first phase appears to be the dreaded midnight feeding. "Can you imagine this giant baby waking everyone in New York, Chicago or LA with it's screaming and crying?" The pentagon continued, "The intention is to sow dissension among our citizenry who will inevitably argue about whose turn it is to get up and take care of the bundle of joy. The next day everybody will be groggy and crabby thus making us easier prey to an invasion."

But the real danger lies in what the Pentagon will only call: Operation Poopy Diaper. "When those Pampers have to come off, that is when we will see the real weapon of mass destruction released," declared the military spokesperson. To counteract this attack, the countries factories are being ordered to switch to production of giant aerosol cannons of air freshener and enormous wet wipes. Air drops of baby powder are also planned.

Celebrities also seem to be lining up to support the cause. Buxom ladies such as Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton are volunteering to do their part to keep the babies well-fed and happy. However, an anonymous source, is concerned that even the enormous contributions from these women will not be enough.

As for North Korea they have issued the following statement: Eh Stupid American capitarist pigs. Prease to take care of these ritter bunders of joy. Are not they cute? And even if you figure out how to caretake of a them when they are smar. They get rarger, become teenaging peoper. If you soovive this, you stirr have to paya for the correge. HAHAHAHAHAHA!(evir raughter here)
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Kim-Jong