Saturday, October 28, 2006
SNATCH THAT BABY UPDATE!
Although TEAM SATAN(Jolie, Pitt) are still far ahead with two adoptees, one "natural", and one stolen husband; this week belonged to TEAM MATERIAL GIRL.
After getting some bad press for her snatch and grab of the lil Malawian boy, the ever-resourceful Madonna, turned to talk show giant Oprah for a PR assist. Oprah seems to have given her tacit approval to what occurred and who is gonna argue with Oprah. Is TEAM MATERIAL GIRL big enough for both their egos? Time will tell. Meanwhile, husband Guy Ritchie has been strangely silent on this whole affair. Watch out Madge! Jolie may think another husband would be a nice collectible too.
Speaking of the evil one. Brangelina's next stop on the baby grab bag tour is India and, of course, they are hot on the trail of an Indian baby. This is what I read at inhome.rediff.com:
Talking about the celebrity couple's latest adoption plans, a source told US magazine Globe, "Whichever they end up with, they'd like to name the child India to honour its homeland."
thank GOD they did not adopt a kid from Liechtenstein! So TEAM Satan remains on the offensive.
TEAM HILLBILLY is still brining up the rear. Cletus and the lovely Britney seem to be having difficulty even naming son number two. It was supposed Sutton Pierce(which reminds me of a gourment grocery store in Bethesda Md Sutton Place) but then Jayden James but THEN Jailyn James. I would stick with the last one, as I think it would be a nice bit of foreshadowing. But, hey, they need to get on the stick and get out there. Babies are to be had ya know.
Finally, we need hosts for this new show. I think Woody Allen and Mia Farrow should reunite. I bet with the right amount of cash we could woo them.
After getting some bad press for her snatch and grab of the lil Malawian boy, the ever-resourceful Madonna, turned to talk show giant Oprah for a PR assist. Oprah seems to have given her tacit approval to what occurred and who is gonna argue with Oprah. Is TEAM MATERIAL GIRL big enough for both their egos? Time will tell. Meanwhile, husband Guy Ritchie has been strangely silent on this whole affair. Watch out Madge! Jolie may think another husband would be a nice collectible too.
Speaking of the evil one. Brangelina's next stop on the baby grab bag tour is India and, of course, they are hot on the trail of an Indian baby. This is what I read at inhome.rediff.com:
Talking about the celebrity couple's latest adoption plans, a source told US magazine Globe, "Whichever they end up with, they'd like to name the child India to honour its homeland."
thank GOD they did not adopt a kid from Liechtenstein! So TEAM Satan remains on the offensive.
TEAM HILLBILLY is still brining up the rear. Cletus and the lovely Britney seem to be having difficulty even naming son number two. It was supposed Sutton Pierce(which reminds me of a gourment grocery store in Bethesda Md Sutton Place) but then Jayden James but THEN Jailyn James. I would stick with the last one, as I think it would be a nice bit of foreshadowing. But, hey, they need to get on the stick and get out there. Babies are to be had ya know.
Finally, we need hosts for this new show. I think Woody Allen and Mia Farrow should reunite. I bet with the right amount of cash we could woo them.
