Tuesday, October 17, 2006
MADONNA MUSCLES IN ON ANGELINA'S SOUL STEALING OPERATION
I am completely, fully, totally convinced that Angelina Jolie and now evil henchman husband Brad Pitt(who must be under some sort of spell) are travelling the world and stealing the souls of the planet's children. Proof? Well, just look at her. She's evils I tells ya!
Now Mrs Ciccone-Penn-Ritchie is getting into the act by kidnapping, er make that, adopting a 13 month old boy from the African nation of Malawi. She has evidently had her minions whisk the child "out of Africa" and to England.
I look for a new reality series at least by next fall that pits Team Madonna versus Team Jolie in a race to see how many souls of small children each can collect. The winner gets to rule the world.
THIS JUST IN! azcentral.com is now reporting Britney Spears is "interested" in african babies as well. OMG! I guess we would have to add Team Hillbilly to vie for the title now too. YIKES!
Now Mrs Ciccone-Penn-Ritchie is getting into the act by kidnapping, er make that, adopting a 13 month old boy from the African nation of Malawi. She has evidently had her minions whisk the child "out of Africa" and to England.
I look for a new reality series at least by next fall that pits Team Madonna versus Team Jolie in a race to see how many souls of small children each can collect. The winner gets to rule the world.
THIS JUST IN! azcentral.com is now reporting Britney Spears is "interested" in african babies as well. OMG! I guess we would have to add Team Hillbilly to vie for the title now too. YIKES!
