Saturday, February 04, 2006
BREAKIN' UP IS HARD TO DO
LANCED
"After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time," the statement said. (Celebrity translation: I am now available for interviews from anyone in the media who will listen. I will dish dirt and make you feel my pain.)
Crow talked about being part of a celebrity couple in an interview with The Associated Press in November, saying she wasn't crazy about all the attention that goes with it. (sooooo, she gives an interview to the nation's largest press organization. yes that should keep things quiet)
She said celebrity magazines are more interested in seeing a couple break up than reporting on them being happy together.
"When we were rumored to have split, and when our publicists called these magazines to say we haven't split, the magazines were all so disappointed because that's really what's selling, rooting for a couple and then they split," she said. "That's what sells the magazines. (now you've done your part to help the economy)
"Why can't we just report things the way they are or see things for the good in them? ... It's an insidious energy."
Armstrong was living with Crow on a ranch in the Austin area. (the crow has now flown the coop. shoulda stuck with wifey #1)
---excerpt from the associated press
RICHIE DITCHED
"This is a private matter, and there will be no further comment at this time," CeCe York said in a statement Thursday. (where have we heard this before???)
The release had Locklear and Sambora's marriage as lasting 10 years, but it actually passed the 11-year mark last December, around the same time the couple shushed whispers of their imminent demise.
"The real story is that there is no story," Locklear and Sambora said at the time in a statement to the New York Daily News. "The truth is that after 11 years together, we are still happily married. Boring but true." (the names may change but the comments are still the same)
In the Daily News in December, reputed Sambora insiders unloaded on Locklear, saying the former Melrose Place vixen needed "24-hour-a-day [butt]-kissing," rejected her husband's wishes for a second child and annoyed his Bon Jovi bandmates.
"If Richie divorced her," an unnamed source told the newspaper, "nobody would be heartbroken." (meowwwrrrr)
----E! Online
Heather should get together with Lance. Then, her ball-busting days would be over! It is truly a win-win!
"After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time," the statement said. (Celebrity translation: I am now available for interviews from anyone in the media who will listen. I will dish dirt and make you feel my pain.)
Crow talked about being part of a celebrity couple in an interview with The Associated Press in November, saying she wasn't crazy about all the attention that goes with it. (sooooo, she gives an interview to the nation's largest press organization. yes that should keep things quiet)
She said celebrity magazines are more interested in seeing a couple break up than reporting on them being happy together.
"When we were rumored to have split, and when our publicists called these magazines to say we haven't split, the magazines were all so disappointed because that's really what's selling, rooting for a couple and then they split," she said. "That's what sells the magazines. (now you've done your part to help the economy)
"Why can't we just report things the way they are or see things for the good in them? ... It's an insidious energy."
Armstrong was living with Crow on a ranch in the Austin area. (the crow has now flown the coop. shoulda stuck with wifey #1)
---excerpt from the associated press
RICHIE DITCHED
"This is a private matter, and there will be no further comment at this time," CeCe York said in a statement Thursday. (where have we heard this before???)
The release had Locklear and Sambora's marriage as lasting 10 years, but it actually passed the 11-year mark last December, around the same time the couple shushed whispers of their imminent demise.
"The real story is that there is no story," Locklear and Sambora said at the time in a statement to the New York Daily News. "The truth is that after 11 years together, we are still happily married. Boring but true." (the names may change but the comments are still the same)
In the Daily News in December, reputed Sambora insiders unloaded on Locklear, saying the former Melrose Place vixen needed "24-hour-a-day [butt]-kissing," rejected her husband's wishes for a second child and annoyed his Bon Jovi bandmates.
"If Richie divorced her," an unnamed source told the newspaper, "nobody would be heartbroken." (meowwwrrrr)
----E! Online
Heather should get together with Lance. Then, her ball-busting days would be over! It is truly a win-win!
