Thursday, January 12, 2006
I CRACK MYSELF UP
On my way back home to Illinois from my other home in the Washington DC suburbs, I was stopped in Ohio by a state police officer. He pulled me over because of my licencse plates promoting my hometown of Arthur's annual festive salute to fromage. He questioned me on the special plates and I produced the paperwork proving that I could display them. So, everything was okay but I felt I had been "profiled" unfarily because of my "cheese" plates. I should have filed a suit, doesn't everybody, and charged the officer with.............
lactose intolerance
but that would not have been very gouda of me.
