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1) Angelina Jolie working for the UN as a good will ambassador. Teaching third world women that they too can be freakish, adulterous ho-bags.

2) Bon Jovi hits the country charts. All because they were on the CMA awards...this is a cross-over that need not have happened.

3) Bono speaks to the Canadian Parliament. For that matter, the band U2 could probably invade our northern neighbors and take over the place.

4) Nick and Jessica...DIVORCE! Were they just too cute? Were they just too stupid? Were they not getting enough publicity? Or was it the dreaded trifecta of doom for celeb marriages?

5) Madonna catches Elvis for the number of top 10 hits(36). Unless she plans on embarking on a feeding frenzy, overdosing on drugs and dying on the toilet, this is where their paths diverge and she breaks the record. Madonna is a celeb tho, never count out these things not occurring.

6) Gary Glitter arrested for child molestation in Vietnam. Like we all did not see that one coming.......I actually thought he was dead......who knew! Not thinking his celeb status will help him too much in a Vietnamese prison. YIKES!

7) Cindy Sheehan returns to Crawfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh, sorry drifted off there for a second. Wake me when the MSM realizes her 15 minutes are up.

8) Take That to reunite for arena tour(without Robbie Williams). Um, yes, so, um, uh, er, take that! For the record, I will not be joining them either. take that...again.

9) ELTON JOHN TO WED! The Queen will be the matron of honor.....oh, check that, A queen will be matron of honor. I shall be getting the happy couple a toaster.

And so you have it, the gays are gettin' hitched, the straights are bustin' up and i'm bustin' out after all the Thanksgiving eating!