Tuesday, November 01, 2005
DIMS SHUT DOWN SENATE: AMERICANS REJOICE!!

Such a wacky stunt by such a whack job of a party deserves a wacky theme song:
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS(sung to the tune of Behind Closed Doors....duh....)
OH, Harry Reid makes 'em proud, Lord, don't he make 'em proud
He always makes a scene, hopin' to draw a media crowd
'Cause those dims love to talk, oh yes they love to talk
But when they close those Senate doors, I know they'll still be lyin' to me
And when they get behind closed doors
and Harry lets it all hang out
Well he makes me glad I'm Re-pub-li-can
because we all know what goes on behind closed doors
Now the dims make me frown, Lord, don't they make us frown
they bash the American way but are never to proud to say "we want your money"
now they're always ticked off just like someone with no ideas can be
but when they close those Senate doors, they'll still be whiny losers to me
And when they get behind closed doors
and Harry lets it all hang out
Well he makes me glad I'm a Re-pub-li-cannnnnnn
becuase we all know what goes on behind closed doors
with the dims whether the doors are closed or open you still get nothin'. sadly, never was a bunch a nothin' more expensive!