Thursday, October 06, 2005
THE HAPPY NICKEL
In these troubled times, ain't it good to know that we have one bright, shining event to which we may look forward. The introduction of yet another new coin. The new nickel will have an "optimistic" looking Thomas Jefferson peering out at us, not in profile but full FRONTAL! I can only assume that the optimistic "look" beat out the following such as: the "come hither" look like he purportedly had for his slaves or the "nanny nanny boo boo" expression which he wore after making the Louisiana Purchase from the French and sticking them with Quebec as their only possession in North America.
Yes, Lil' Billy Clinton left us a legacy of state quarters and Dubya will leave us with a string of new nickels........I bet Al Queada is shaking in their boots. I say we send the terrorists some of those gold Sacajewa dollars, that should really frustrate 'em! GIVE ME MY COKE YOU INFIDEL VENDING MACHINE MONSTER!(starts shaking machine) KA BOOM! Yes, that would make Sacajewa a hero all over again.
Yes, Lil' Billy Clinton left us a legacy of state quarters and Dubya will leave us with a string of new nickels........I bet Al Queada is shaking in their boots. I say we send the terrorists some of those gold Sacajewa dollars, that should really frustrate 'em! GIVE ME MY COKE YOU INFIDEL VENDING MACHINE MONSTER!(starts shaking machine) KA BOOM! Yes, that would make Sacajewa a hero all over again.
