Sunday, March 05, 2006
RED CARPET REVIEW
MICHELLE "ANNIE OAKELY" WILLIAMS AND AMY "HEFTY BAGS" ADAMS
What are these two doing? Auditioning for the lesbefriends version of Brokeback Mountain? I guess if it is good enough for the guys. Heath is looking on admiringly anyway. Not sure what is up with the fringe on Michelle. A salute to Pocahontas? I would imagine that Amy Adams requires two seats for herself and all that material in her dress. It really does look like garbage bags in this shot. Oh, and Heath may have actually bathed for this event. He certainly can't hold a candle to Jake G. hubba hubba.
