Sunday, March 05, 2006
RED CARPET REVIEW

NICOLD KIDMAN
All hail the ice princess. Pasty Nicole needs to get some Aussie sun. Maybe something that goes on top of the wedding cake. In fact, Nicki needs to EAT some wedding cake. She looks like a candle in that white dress. In fact, I would like to see her head catch on fire. Just what the red carpet needs, a flaming celebrity and I don't mean Elton John.